What a crap year

Hi everyone and my deepest apologies for the delay in my posts. I know so many of you look forward to my wit and charm...Okay so you don't but as it's been such a crap year just pretend....Please!

For those of you out there that suffer from S.A.D or maybe just having a bad year I have now build a nice little cave which is nicely padded, comes equipped with a bottomless mini bar, a huge circular bed and plasma tv. Mobiles phones and partners are not permitted...Yes, you've guessed I'm finally cracking up.

Christmas is here again and I'm being asked what I would like from my lovely regular clientele... So in no particular order ;-)

Red Ferrari, Anything Tiffany's, Jimmy Choo shoes...Okay a girl can dream.

Back to reality - La Perla body lotion (smells so sexy) Anything Jo Malone (also smells very sexy) Anything Victoria Secrets as I love it all.

That's it really, you could surprise me of course.

On a more serious note I have been laying low for a while due to some "not so nice people" trying to blackmail me. It saddens me when all I want is to give you all a little pleasure in your lives and in return have some fun myself. But not to worry the matter has been sorted out and I am back being my normal wacky self again.

Okay, time to sign off as I'm off to France in the morning for a few days of sun, champagne and lobster. On my return I will be telling you all about my night in the cells, intrigued??