The girlfriend

So my son has finally admitted to having a girlfriend which he would like me to meet. Great! He's not gay after all.

A quick run down of my son: Intelligent, well educated, 5'10, caramel complexion, a body to die for,(including six pack) a gym freak (spending up to five hours a day in the gym) a mauy tai fighter (that's kick boxing to you and me)

So the girlfriend walks in...Oh my Lord!

She's about 5'3, plump, long blonde fake hair extensions, fake eyelashes and make up that could only have been applied with a trowel.

So what did you think mum?

Choosing my words carefully as always ;-)

Shes short, fat and has the face of a geisha girl!

So now he's not talking to me and I don't know why?